The cocktail

There's a mix of people in our lives, different characters, all together making up this one crazy cocktail of friends. Let's see if we can describe everyone in your circle.

  1. The funny bone

At least everyone has this one, and if you're lucky you have more than one. This is the outstandingly funny person in the group; constantly making jokes so you're always laughing when you're with them. Now I know you're thinking, but all my friends make me laugh. I assure you this one has the specific talent of rib-holding, rolling on the floor kind of happiness.

2.The sweet tooth.

Probably a she. Don't sue me for sexism or anything but yeah, probably a she😅. Sweetest thing you've ever met. you cannot even imagine them angry with you for more than 2 mins, they are just too nice. Your first option in case you need a favor.

3. La Rationale

The thinker, they make the best plans. Always overanalyzing stuff.

Them; Guys if it's going to CJ's we should go on Friday, not Saturday

You; Traffic is same on both days, doesn't matter when we go

Them; It's not about the traffic it's cause for most restaurants portions are better on weekday evenings than on weekends.

You; Who told you that

Them ; Just think about it most people on weekdays come in pairs or alone, weekends are for family. (Shrugs and looks at you like they've just made a bombass point)

Rest of the group agrees and you end up going on Saturday.

PS. I'll tell you for free that the portions at CJ's are value for money, even on weekends😂😂

4.Mr /Miss Independent

They're in the squad but they're also not . Its in the contract when you meet.So you know they're halfway there. No one gets mad when they'd rather not sit with you at lunch, you understand. They're available on Fridays, just not this Friday. And probably also not the next one, or ever. So they miss out on everything, but y'all are still good.

5. Dependable.

You can count on them like one two three, literally. If they don't come through something is wrong. If you're counting who's in , you start with them then you ask the others.

6.The Original

You’re from the same school, estate, family…anything. You’ve been friends with this one for at least more than 5 years, or you’re friends because you joined school and recognized their face, or you’re just really good in keeping in touch .They probably know a lot of your relatives, all the places you’ve lived as well as that middle name that’s not on your ID and your childhood nickname. No wonder you keep them close.

7.I'm on my way.

They're still in bed deciding whether or not to come. Or simply can't decide if its the leather jacket or the trench that goes with their shoes. Mostly, you've just woken them up and they have no idea what day it is. It's like they learnt how to say I'm on my way even before they learnt their own name.

You; It's 10.00 am where are you?

Them; I'm on my way, just give me 20 mins

Translation; I'll be there in about 2 hours after I figure out where I put my bag yesterday, and if there's no traffic.

8. The scatterbrain

They're almost always are trying to remember something. Have you ever met these people that are always looking for the pen that is in their hand? This is them. They have all their passwords saved in the notes app of their phone and your birthdays are set as reminders just incase you're the type to sulk if anyone dares forget the day you blessed us with your presence on earth. You might also need to remind them that the door they've been pushing for the last minute is actually a pull.

9.Sleep whisperer.

Your own human life-sized cat. They can sleep the whole day and still whine that they're tired. Never wake them up before 10.00 am on a weekend, and only if they have the keys to your house are you allowed to do so. Weekends are strictly Netflix and chill, don't expect to have them at brunch, unless of course they are also the foodie.  

10.The foodie

 Food. You just thought of a face. They are probably the one person you'd invite to an eating competition with confidence. They know all the good places, where to be at the best time to have the best deals. They give you the whole breakdown like they are the food CIA. Maybe they can cook like they have gone for a five year cooking course at some exotic island. There has to be food involved if you're meeting up otherwise you're gonna go get a bite after. There is no other option.

11.Woke.

They know who did what where with who even before the whos. Serving all the tea. But don't tell anyone. Your go to person for anything that's going down because you know they know. And they know you're coming because, like I said, they've got the keys to the kettle, where they are,there's always a tea party.

12.Anti-woke

You can guess what this one is about. The whole country could be on fire and they would have no idea. Let's not even ask them who's trending on twitter or if they've heard Figa . They wouldn't know. These must be coffee guys, cause they definitely don't have the tea😂

13. The people person.

Everyone knows them and they know(almost) everyone back. If you're one of these guys that save both people's names like you're a government officer you're probably one of these. Must've been a politician in another life. In a few years their kids wouldn't want to go shopping with them because they'll end up waiting for an hour for them to meet and greet. For now it's just you that has to suffer the agony of waiting while they share high school memories and exchange pleasantries with their friend that you'll probably never see again.

14. The observer.

Introvert. No way an extrovert is here. They don't talk much, because they don't think that people should talk just because they have mouths. You have to have something to say. So they're really good listeners, only chuckling at the really funny jokes. Other times they just drift away and entertain themselves with their own thoughts and forget to be with people.                    

  I could go on and on but that's what you're here for, add your pick down in the comment section and let me know what you think about what I think😏😁. Feel free to also share with your circle and see what they think as well.
Also here( bonus post) somebody said they wanna read about High school, lemme know what you think about that as well as anything really that you have to say,
XOXO.